i always thought only dolphins and humans could enjoy sexual activity but i might have been wrong.

just recently, that time of the month came for the female schnauzer in my cousin's breeding compound for dogs. we have a male schnauzer as well so it was quite a good thing. we could put them together in a little love nest of their own and let them work their magic.

but before we can do that, we needed to find out if the male schnauzer was fertile. in other words, we needed to see if he could come.

XD





okay, so i'm fine with that. maybe we could just put them together and spy on them and see if the dude dog humped the girl dog.

but my cousin and her husband decided to take fate into their own hands. her husband starts to masturbate the dude dog and you can practically see his teeny weeny little tail vibrating in elation.





okay, so they masturbate the dog to check if he had a sufficient sperm count. now we just wait and see if little puppies are produced in two months time.

nothing happens for the next two days so my cousin decides to take fate into her own hands again. they buy KY jelly and masturbates both the dogs and forces them to mate.

talk about pre-marital sex.

hump. hump. hump. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh................

*update: just in case you were wondering, nope, not enough sparks have flew between them for them to have sex with a platonic doggie friend.

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