children are annoying and a bother to take care of. they cry and have snotty noses and horrible tantrums and make you want to smash their head on the wall until it leaves a stain.

yeah they are a joy sometimes, but only is small doses.

even though exams are shit!@#$%^%$#@!-assed close, i was reading Damien's post titled decisions on the near future and i decided that i'd rather have dogs cause they're so much better and cheaper and they listen to you. 'cept that you have clean up their wee and poop after they relieve themselves. plus you dont have to throw away 25k on their education.

then i thought, ahh heck it. if i dont give birth to children just proves that i'm a bloody sore loser and a coward,

i cant take the stress of putting up with children tantrums. or maybe i just cant take the fact that i will get stretch marks after labour.

so i think i decide to be brave and give it a shot. i just hope my daughter/son is good looking. he/she doesnt have to worry about not going far in life then.

lets call him/her an it.

i'll ask it if it wants too pierce its ears at the age of 10, then cartilage at 13. i'll ask it if it has a boy/girl friend every year after it starts school. i'll ask it if it wants a tattoo at 18. and i'll ask it to dye or dread or mowhawk its hair at 17.

i'll buy corsets for it and chokers and suspenders and other cool shit.

and let it have escargot and beef and cheese and potatoes for lunch and dinner

but at the end of the day, its gonna be forced to study.

or maybe i wont have a baby after all.