the return of the MATH TEACHER!!!

math teacher: luckily i'm healthy. if not, after hearing your answer i'll vomit blood and get a heart attack. i'm quite healthy, even though i'm old. there are other teachers younger than me and walk like this *waddles, indicating that they are fat*

class sniggers

math teacher:......you see outside, the men, all wear their belt here!*traces a line under his belly* . some of them are even bigger than pregnant women! *gestures again, as if he had a large stomach*. you see my belt! its straight and not slanting downwards!. i dont even have a belt! if you dont have belt, sometimes your pants will just slip off. you know right? a belt hold your pants....*starts tracing along his groin area*

class sniggers, and i'm like WTH.

now, please note that this is not the complete and is just an excerpt of what he said.
*he said a lot more crap than this i tell you.*

i like pretty, new things xD