once upon a time, there was a little boy.

he saw a little kitten on the road.

awww. he thought. it was SO cute! it made his heart melt.

mew! mew! come here little kitty. he gestured.

the little kitten, needing love and care and a person to play with, scrambled over to the little boy.

the boy was happy. he pet the kitten's little head. it's fur was soft and its big eyes stared thankfully.

the little cat mewed and purred and played with his fingers

it was too cute. the boy went ballistic.

he picked up the kitten and threw it onto the wall.

the kittin picked itself up and ran away.








this little boy was named damien the overdresser

wahahahahahahahhahaha

my toenails were laughing xD