more math teacher goodness.

hur hur

math teacher: CNY coming soon, father wants you give you 1 million RM........but........he says to the power of 0, so..... too bad... so you must listen carefully ok? (an example to explain any number to the power of 0)
class: .................


when a boy answered a question wrongly,
math teacher: i dont blacme you.... i blame the education system... i also had to struggle for quite some time before i came to where i am today...... i'm not saying thati'm the best....but i can claim that i am quite good...
class:.....................


math teacher: *corrects his english on the board* even though i'm not an english teacher.... i must still correct my english..... to teach maths, your english must be quite good, of course if you teach in malay, chinese or tamil... your language must be good
class:.....................

math teacher: i hope i can help you as much as i can.... hope you can get good results... thats the best thing you can give me... good results. dont give me birthday presents, dont give me presents, dont give me new year card etc etc............ NO NEED! just photocopy your good results and give to me... if i'm not at home, just pass to the office, they will pass to me...*chuckles to himself* i have students giving me hampers. hampers! because they got scholarships...
class:...................................................


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OMG RANDOM BOY is actually.....................................
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damien the overdresser!

*gasps*